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Lol This Guy..


Monoxide
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Been Awhile..

Not long enough.

Aren't you that guy that went to Hogwart's college or some shit?

Aren't you like some old ugly chubby nerdy fuck with a kid thats 10+ years old lurking on a gaming forum?

I've posted pics here before. I'm about as fat as you are sexy. I could throw your little stunted body farther than you could throw a football.

And yes, I have a beautiful 12 year old daughter. Maybe some day a woman will let you fuck her and you can have children too. You do know that two doods can't have children, right?

You see, when a man and a woman love each other, they do the baby dance. The man pees inside the womans pee-hole where she keeps her egg. The warm pee heats up the egg and it grows into a baby, then she squeezes it out of her butthole.

...and thats where babies come from.

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  • 3 weeks later...

On topic;

I couldn't help but to notice that nobody bothered to say hi to Monoxide.

Why not? What is it that makes him so unpleasant and unpopular? A lot of people that suck in life enjoy the internet because they can be popular and feel like they have friends. But here we have a dick whom escapes the rigors of being a fail in life by adding to his fail on the internet, making one giant fail of an existence. Even his false reality is a fail.

Hey Mono, do you fantasize about fucking yourself when you masturbate?

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