PyroMantix Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 What is the most fucked up, screwed up, and totally wrong joke you have ever heard, or sentence that someone had said? My friend Sean posted a bulletin on Myspace that contained the following text: "Attention! If you are currently looking for a college, Virginia Tech now has 33 openings! Apply today! ...I agree, he is going to hell too, but it was kinda' funny in a way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clayton Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 This is the joke forum cunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tragedy Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 Blonde, brunette, and a redhead go camping for a week together. During the trip, the brunette and the redhead come up with a good joke to play on the blonde. The brunette and redhead decided to gut a squirrel and plan to dump it's guts below the blonde while she used the bathroom in the woods. When the time came, the plan went accordingly and they secretly snuck back to the campsite. Suddenly, they heard a loud scream and nothing else for 10 minutes. After the 10 minutes, they saw the blonde walking back to camp and they asked what happened. She replied: "You're not going to believe this! I shit so hard that my intestines came out!! But thanks to God and these two fingers, I got them all back in." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killahj2002 Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 very funny penis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
airbag face Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 if it wanst for my horse i wouldnt have spent that year in college Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiggy Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 Lame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zergling Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 a redneck girl desperately asks her father to borrow the car for the night to go to the movies. but the dad says "only if you suck my dick first" so she responds "ewww im not doing that" the dad says "well do you want the car or not?" so the girl says "....omg fine...." so she goes to suck his dick and says "ugh...this tastes like shit." and he father replies "ohhhh yehhhhh, your brother has the car tonight" not the grosses but one of the "grosser" ones that actually make me laugh then theres all the dead baby jokes and the one about the blond picking her scabs... :S Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greatestmike Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 a redneck girl desperately asks her father to borrow the car for the night to go to the movies. but the dad says "only if you suck my dick first"so she responds "ewww im not doing that" the dad says "well do you want the car or not?" so the girl says "....omg fine...." so she goes to suck his dick and says "ugh...this tastes like shit." and he father replies "ohhhh yehhhhh, your brother has the car tonight" not the grosses but one of the "grosser" ones that actually make me laugh then theres all the dead baby jokes and the one about the blond picking her scabs... :S LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 What is the most fucked up, screwed up, and totally wrong joke you have ever heard, or sentence that someone had said? Your mom told me she was pregnant with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theallseeingeye Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 Q: What's the worst thing in the world? A: A pile of dead babies Q: What's worse than that? A: The one at the bottom eating his way to the top. Q: What's worse than that? A: When it gets to the top and then jumps back in for seconds. Q: What do you get when you cut a dead baby with a razor? A: An erection. Terrible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enzo Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 Whats the hardest part about killing a baby in public? Hiding your erection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jewball Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 Q:Whats the worst part about getting deepthroat from a dead baby A:cleaning the blood of the clown suit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bape. Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 yep the dead baby jokes are the most fucked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killahj2002 Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 Penis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joz Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 What do you call ten Red, Blue and White Clowns? 10 Bleeding, Beaten, Dead clowns, a good thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arekkusu Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 if it wanst for my horse i wouldnt have spent that year in college equestrian scholarships, duh "women's rights" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colt45_CT Posted May 26, 2007 Report Share Posted May 26, 2007 why did hitler kill himself? he got the gas bill how do hellen kellers parents punish her? put the plunger in the toilet how do hellen kellers friends play with her? rearrange the furniture Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zodijackyl Posted May 26, 2007 Report Share Posted May 26, 2007 What's black and has 27 tits? Garbage bag outside the breast cancer clinic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duped Posted May 26, 2007 Report Share Posted May 26, 2007 What's the best part about fucking a three year old girl? Flip her over and it's like fucking a three year old boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_lord_mephy Posted May 26, 2007 Report Share Posted May 26, 2007 What's better than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? One dead baby nailed to 10 trees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zodijackyl Posted May 26, 2007 Report Share Posted May 26, 2007 What's better than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? One dead messiah nailed to a cross. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rike1 Posted May 27, 2007 Report Share Posted May 27, 2007 What do alaska and virginia tech have in common? They are both -33. But seriously, there is no joke that compares to an aristocrats joke. Its all the blood, shit, vomit, urine, incest, bestiALITY, pedophilia you could want wrapped into one long joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bryan Posted May 27, 2007 Report Share Posted May 27, 2007 What's better than sex with a 7-year-old? Nothing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimebag Darrell Posted May 27, 2007 Report Share Posted May 27, 2007 this happened a couple years ago. back in the time when I was a "Magic The Gathering" card player. I was at my local card store when some guy comes back from the fast food restaurant just besides and says: "my god was this girl ever smoking hot!" ...etc..etc. (the girl that worked there was like 15 years old.) so then the guys start talking about how hot she is and everything. and then this 29 year old, big, fat and bearded dude (looks like a dwarf) says the following: "she is so hot I would take her pussy juice and make popsicles with it!" I will let you imagine the looks on our faces after he said that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colt45_CT Posted May 28, 2007 Report Share Posted May 28, 2007 What is the most fucked up, screwed up, and totally wrong joke you have ever heard, or sentence that someone had said?My friend Sean posted a bulletin on Myspace that contained the following text: "Attention! If you are currently looking for a college, Virginia Tech now has 33 openings! Apply today! ...I agree, he is going to hell too, but it was kinda' funny in a way. i lol'd had as hell when i read that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rike1 Posted May 28, 2007 Report Share Posted May 28, 2007 At a local music store near me, a guy with a deformed hand was trying to play drums. He was trying (ill give him that) but it sounded crappy and was annoying the hell out of a kid trying to play guitar in the guitar section. So he goes up to the guy with the deformed hand and told him "You might as well have just amputated your hand. Not like its doing you much good now." We all just walked away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theallseeingeye Posted May 28, 2007 Report Share Posted May 28, 2007 At a local music store near me, a guy with a deformed hand was trying to play drums. He was trying (ill give him that) but it sounded crappy and was annoying the hell out of a kid trying to play guitar in the guitar section.So he goes up to the guy with the deformed hand and told him "You might as well have just amputated your hand. Not like its doing you much good now." We all just walked away. Oh. Fucking. Snap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killahj2002 Posted May 29, 2007 Report Share Posted May 29, 2007 Rofl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronositi Posted May 29, 2007 Report Share Posted May 29, 2007 Did you hear about the guitarist who got arrested? He fingered a minor. ok so it's not really fucked up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ben247 Posted May 29, 2007 Report Share Posted May 29, 2007 Blacks have aids. Is that what you were looking for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViCtim Posted May 30, 2007 Report Share Posted May 30, 2007 At a local music store near me, a guy with a deformed hand was trying to play drums. He was trying (ill give him that) but it sounded crappy and was annoying the hell out of a kid trying to play guitar in the guitar section.So he goes up to the guy with the deformed hand and told him "You might as well have just amputated your hand. Not like its doing you much good now." We all just walked away. lol that ones a funny =X Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
African Posted May 30, 2007 Report Share Posted May 30, 2007 so true story, i was at the local neighborhood pool and this 3-4 yr old white boy swims up to me and my friends. he points at me and said "no brown people in the pool" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augusto Posted May 30, 2007 Report Share Posted May 30, 2007 so true story, i was at the local neighborhood pool and this 3-4 yr old white boy swims up to me and my friends. he points at me and said "no brown people in the pool" ..... l o l ...... what can you do to a 3 year old dead baby? have the best time of your life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Posted May 31, 2007 Report Share Posted May 31, 2007 Masticated Cunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
un4g1v3n Posted May 31, 2007 Report Share Posted May 31, 2007 Why do we know that Jesus had such a big penis? Because he was hung like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zodijackyl Posted May 31, 2007 Report Share Posted May 31, 2007 Did you hear about the guitarist who got arrested?He fingered a minor. On the G string. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ali Posted May 31, 2007 Report Share Posted May 31, 2007 A guys walking down a quiet, deserted beach alone and after much time he comes across a young boy, who is alone and crying. He asks the boy, "What's wrong?" and he explains to him that "My mother went in to swim all alone and a shark attacked her. Then my dad went in to save her life but the shark was too quick and killed them both." The guy takes a look around, unzips his pants, and tells the boy, "I guess this just isn't your lucky day..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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