Dimebag Darrell Posted October 21, 2006 Report Share Posted October 21, 2006 In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. "I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves.." The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?" The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain." The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?" The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used." this was sent to me by my ex. hope you guys enjoyed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShapeShifters1 Posted October 21, 2006 Report Share Posted October 21, 2006 lol not bad 6/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudo Posted October 21, 2006 Report Share Posted October 21, 2006 most males are smarter than females. 5/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aborted Posted October 21, 2006 Report Share Posted October 21, 2006 not even a smirk 1foreffort/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mookie_blaylock Posted October 21, 2006 Report Share Posted October 21, 2006 not funny ... 2/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimebag Darrell Posted October 22, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2006 hehe its funny to see how the studies proves right...men actualy DO get mad and grumpy when they read this ROFL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackmagic14 Posted October 22, 2006 Report Share Posted October 22, 2006 you should be banned for posting something like this as an experiment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimebag Darrell Posted October 22, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2006 hmmmm...this is a joke thread? if you don't like it and you ppl are only here to bitch then plz get out of my thread i dont even wanna hear what you guys have to say. say something custructive. Black you are reported for spam. thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reith Posted October 22, 2006 Report Share Posted October 22, 2006 hehe its funny to see how the studies proves right...men actualy DO get mad and grumpy when they read this ROFL Most people get mad and grumpy when they take the time to read the setup for a shitty joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tradewithme Posted October 22, 2006 Report Share Posted October 22, 2006 i thought it was pretty funny... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exterminater Posted October 23, 2006 Report Share Posted October 23, 2006 Wasn't funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimebag Darrell Posted October 23, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2006 hmmm..ok i got it guys. you ppl are too childish to understand nor make any sense of what i said neither did what the joke meant. plz close this i'm fed up of seing dumb comments. thank you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distract Posted October 23, 2006 Report Share Posted October 23, 2006 not even a smirk1foreffort/10 same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tanis-HalfTrade Posted October 23, 2006 Report Share Posted October 23, 2006 if you're fed up with "dumb comments" dont post a dumb joke. It was way too long of a setup for such a lame punchline - and the way you posted it was just a pain in the ass to read - it was narrow and straight down like a poem. also it was typed up improperly - typos and bad grammar can ruin a joke easily 1/10 and lighten the hell up - u post a bad joke - comment on other peoples bad sense of humor for not liking it - then try to get a guy warned when he tells u ur joke sucks. "In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill."-----------------------------------------------------------------------bad fucking grammar - makes it look like the family member is with them in the fucking waiting room Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Posted October 23, 2006 Report Share Posted October 23, 2006 its kinda funny... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DancingQueen Posted October 24, 2006 Report Share Posted October 24, 2006 Not funny. stupid. 0/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dustin Posted October 24, 2006 Report Share Posted October 24, 2006 BOY DID YOU FAIL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seto Posted October 25, 2006 Report Share Posted October 25, 2006 it wasnt that bad ..>< i thought it was stupid tho but i think it shud get atleast a 1/10 >< took too long to read for something stupid like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuffand Posted October 25, 2006 Report Share Posted October 25, 2006 hmmm..ok i got it guys. you ppl are too childish to understand nor make any sense of what i said neither did what the joke meant. plz close this i'm fed up of seing dumb comments.thank you I'm sorry I didn't see this earlier. God it's only a freaking joke, you guys are going way too far. Closed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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