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male brain VS. female brain


Dimebag Darrell
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In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting

room, where their family member lay gravely ill.

Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.

"I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he

surveyed the worried faces.

"The only hope left for your loved one at this time is

a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure,

very risky but it is the only hope. Insurance will

cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the

brain yourselves.."

The family members sat silent as they absorbed the

news. After a great length of time, someone asked,

"Well, how much does a brain cost?" The doctor quickly

responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a

female brain."

The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not

to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but

some actually smirked. A man unable to control his

curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to

ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?"

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and

explained to the entire group, "It's just standard

pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of

the female brains, because they've actually been

used."

this was sent to me by my ex. :)

hope you guys enjoyed. :p

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if you're fed up with "dumb comments" dont post a dumb joke. It was way too long of a setup for such a lame punchline - and the way you posted it was just a pain in the ass to read - it was narrow and straight down like a poem. also it was typed up improperly - typos and bad grammar can ruin a joke easily

1/10 and lighten the hell up - u post a bad joke - comment on other peoples bad sense of humor for not liking it - then try to get a guy warned when he tells u ur joke sucks.

"In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting

room, where their family member lay gravely ill."-----------------------------------------------------------------------bad fucking grammar - makes it look like the family member is with them in the fucking waiting room

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